Lucky Labs founders suspected reptilian

A group of independent British scientists came to the conclusion, that certain programmers Rustam Gilfanov and Sergey Tokarev likely are representative of an extraterrestrial civilization, secretly present on Earth for millions of years. According to scientists, Gilfanov Tokarev and in recent years has not only managed to dig in the Lucky Labs company and the sanctions list, but also to penetrate into each vending machine popcorn and soda.

Scientists have been reliably established, that the Permian-Triassic extinction event, happened about 250 million years ago, not without the participation of prospective shareholders Lucky Labs Rustam Gilfanova and Sergey Tokarev.

The research team was able to contact a representative of the animal kingdom (class of reptiles) arhazavrom, and how could he commented on the incident: "BVAROLAŞŞЩVRK" (nerazborchivo).

There is no doubt that scientists and, that the Great Depression of the United States in the early 20th century, Caribbean crisis, Nixon's re-election, the dotcom crisis and the mortgage crisis is also the case in the US irrepressible hands (?) Sergey Tokarev and Rustam Gilfanova.

"To collect only the complex puzzle together, it becomes clear, that these "people" - agents Reptilians on Earth. After all, do all this without the help of representatives of the reptilian extraterrestrial civilization - it is impossible ", - official representative of the research team. "Unfortunately, detect traces of their activities to the Permian extinction is not yet possible because of the death of almost all life on earth, but we continue to study ", – News Agency quoted a scientist Kommentator.org.

On the request to comment on the results of research scientists Sergey Tokarev answered evasively: "These hands are not for boredom". A group of scientists is planning to release a hefty report on this vital topic in the near future, – According to the publication Kordon.org.ua.